Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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