Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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