in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You're like the curious george of whores
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
