they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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