is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
