i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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