I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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