The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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