why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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