I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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