why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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