I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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