ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think my mom watched the whole time
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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