Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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