no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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