You're completely useless in the revolution.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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