Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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