Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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