Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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