Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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