hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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