is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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