THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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