Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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