We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
