Me. At least after what I've been through.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
they're like a gay fantastic four
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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