Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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