His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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