Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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