If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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