is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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