what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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