Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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