And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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