What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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