My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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