I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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