And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you had me at cake vodka
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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