All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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