I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We have so much sex to catch up on
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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