Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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