If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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