Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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