i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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