just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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