sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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