The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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