Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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