honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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