just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She bit a glass in half.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
