that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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