Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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