am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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