Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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