Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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