U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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