My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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