i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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