school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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